Ha Ha

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Children said:

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

The minister took a little girl visiting with him one day. Upon entering a very old lady's home, the child had the audacity to ask the lady how old she was. "Oooo, I don't know, sweetheart. I'm so old I can't remember." "Well, you should look in your knickers then," came the chirp reply. "Cos in mine it says age 3-4!"

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Comments

Wanda said…
Kids say the funniest things.
Gudl said…
very funny!!
Kansas Bob said…
Told my wife the first one and she groaned.
Barbara said…
Children can be funny as they say just what they think.