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Children said:

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

The minister took a little girl visiting with him one day. Upon entering a very old lady's home, the child had the audacity to ask the lady how old she was. "Oooo, I don't know, sweetheart. I'm so old I can't remember." "Well, you should look in your knickers then," came the chirp reply. "Cos in mine it says age 3-4!"